1 / Wine will never insult you.
2 / Wine will also never break up with you. Not even threaten to.
3 / Wine doesn't mind if you cry during sappy or sad movies.
4 / Wine will never hurt you...unless you fall down the stairs. But that's not the wine's fault. That's your own fault for trying to go downstairs when there's perfectly good wine in your room.
5 / You can be picky with wine and it won't care.
6 / Wine comes in all shapes and sizes, including a box for when you're broke or just need a lot of it.
7 / The term "one glass" is always relative. So is the term "one bottle."
8 / Taking shots alone seems pitiful to some, but drinking wine alone is always classy.
9 / Wine and cheese. Nothing better. Seriously. (or pepperoni)
10 / It's kind of a fruit, right?
11 / You can pretty much drink it any time of day and in front of anyone and no one will think anything bad about it. Or you. They might get jealous, but that's different.
12 / You can drink a bottle of wine and still get work done. Try to drink a bottle of bourbon and see how that works for you.
13 / Sometimes wine will make you stay in bed all day watching Netflix, but is that a bad thing?
14 / Wine and spoken word poetry go well together.
(one of my favorite spoken word poems)